Im feeling the halloween spirit
Heres some cute halloween jokes
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
hehehehe